The already muddled rules of twenty-something romance took a bizarre detour late last Saturday night at some bar in the Mission. Someone recorded a failed (ironic?) last-call, standing on the sidewalk pickup attempt that read likes some unwritten passage in “Waiting for Godot”. Mission Mission has the full transcript and video:

Boy: Yeah
Girl: You’re a fuckin’ asshole
Boy: Exactly
Girl: And a hipster would never fuckin’ talk that way
Boy: Hipsters do talk that way
Girl: They don’t
Boy: Hipsters are — have you read anything about us?
Girl: They don’t
Boy: We are fucking assholes
Girl: Oh, ’cause you’re so fuckin’ cool, right?
Boy: Exactly
Girl: You’re an ass
Boy: You are an ass
Girl: I’m not!