“Yo man. I got an idea.”
“Word?”
“Bro, lets go on a bike ride.”
“Bike ride? That’s alright. I’ll go get-“
“Nah man. On my bike.”
“But what am I supposed to ride?”
“My bike.”
Silence.
“…I don’t know man. It’s a little…”
“A little what?”
“I mean, who’s going to…”
“You peddle.”
“How come I gotta peddle?”
“Are you going to keep asking me questions or are are we going to ride?”
“I mean I guess…”
“Great. Awesome. Let’s ride.”
“I feel like everyone’s watching us.”
“No one’s watching.”
“That dude just took a picture.”
“Nah, man. No one’s taking pictures. You’re ass is paranoid.”
“He took out his camera and took a picture.”
“Bro, you need to chill you out and keep peddling.”
“‘Cause I don’t want that shit on Facebook or Myspace or the internet.”
“Just keep peddling.”