Early ’90’s aesthetic: 5 points, +2 for each pair of white sneakers

Dancing on top and sides buses: 5 points x 2 hyphy doublizer

Ethnic credibility: 10 points for awareness of Bollywood dance culture, opportunity to talk about forthcoming Indian backpacking trip/curry purchased at un-Yelped hole in the wall

Relative YouTube obscurity: 10 points, minus 2 for each view million view more

Top comment registering hatred for Justin Beiber: -4 points. Joke’s a year old. Shows that video popularity has crossed threshold into suburbs, where all good ideas go to die.

By my count, that’s…ehh, counting’s a lot of work. Lets call it a Pitchfork 7.9/10, which is practically a Rolling Stones 10.